Score: 9

"One of my favorites of all time"

submission: Email!!

date: December 3, 2008

MY NEW INTERNET PENIS IS A GIGANTIC MONSTER! AWESOOOOME! |..|,

Score: 8

"Reason for the points off"

submission: Crack the Code

date: September 27, 2008

it was pretty bloody easy. all in all, only a few minute game. good, but short. and I think you might want to get Audacity and clean up the audio. seems WAY too deep a lot of the time.

Score: 9

"Lake ending was bullshit"

submission: Nice Day

date: September 26, 2008

7.62mm rounds go too fast to kill someone in the water. they'd only be able to go about 5 feet before they break up in the water. Now, a shotgun with deerslugs could kill a man HELLA far in the water. But the AR-15/M-16 the Agent had wouldn't do. Props to the awesome game pick-your-adventure. But no mention of Power Levels. Needs a bit moar work.

Score: 9

"I lawled all over the place"

submission: stack da police (final)

date: June 23, 2008

It was fucking hilarious to fling the boxes, and listen to them squeal as they fly through the air. after a while, I took a different approach and made different architectural shapes with the boxes. I thought it was pretty good, but I am not a big fan of "DEMOS".
Good shit right hurrr.

Score: 4

"A huge letdown"

submission: The Last Stand 2

date: May 19, 2008

It's kinda sad, but I liked the first one better. The hunting rifle has been greatly slowed down to an usable speed, you can't use the submachine guns to make the shotguns rapid fire, and now, the zombie hordes can kill your team mates. Only good parts were the addition of traps, and the multiple cities.
So, I'm 26 days into the fight, I have 4 good team mates, decent enough weapons, and 13 days worth of travel supplies. I go from the farm place to a midpoint, and notice that I have enough supplies to go all the way to Union City without fighting, and all I get is a message saying "It's finally over". I was hoping for a final fight, but there wasn't one.

Score: 0

"Bad clone"

submission: Bubblegume

date: April 13, 2008

Just like BoomShine, 'cept there's that stupid limit on how many bubbles can be killed per level. Why did you put that upper limit on there?! It's kinda stupid.

Score: 4

"Flash version of Leisure Suit Larry"

submission: The Pickup Game

date: April 6, 2008

not a bad game. however, not an easy one. it's been easier to get with gf's than with the one on here

Score: 2

"Kinda fun, but way too tedious"

submission: Pillage the Village

date: March 9, 2008

I liked it for a while, but it's annoying to keep flinging the lil bastards up into the air. I wanted projectile weapons, or some sort of smashing ability.
Besides that, the window was too small on my monitor.
Better instruments of pillaging were a bit too expensive. I was able to purchase all of the first level implements, but I got really bored, so I killed the window. Needs faster gameplay, bigger window, and cheaper items.

Score: 3

"Meh"

submission: Grape Dodge v2

date: March 3, 2008

It's better than Super Tank
Althought I don't like how coarse the ship position grid is. I can actually see the ship snap to points.

Score: 1

"Not that great"

submission: SuperTank

date: March 3, 2008

Boring music, gameplay isn't very fun or inventive, and I dislike the way that the tank is unarmed until later levels.
OVERALL: Not a very super tank. Not a very super game. Sorry but, it's not anywhere near what I thought it would be.